whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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