absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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