i think my mom watched the whole time
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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