Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You ruined the universe
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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