Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
