Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
