he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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