I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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