Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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