They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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