Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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