WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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