I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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