All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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