i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
People in love make me want to vomit
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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