Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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