theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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