this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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