I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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