am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm always down for nudity.
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