butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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