I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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