belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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