I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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