Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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