P.S. I can't hear my feet
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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