My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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