I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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