Can Purell be used as lube?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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