You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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