I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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