She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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