The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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