Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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