No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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