Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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