OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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