You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
there was a trapeze. enough said
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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