Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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