Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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