More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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