How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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