I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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