i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Text me some of your sweat
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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