I think i peed on brittanys purse
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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