i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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