I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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