did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
