I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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