The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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